My fandom blog! No, really, that's what this is. I can and will write and reblog for any of the following fandoms: Starkid, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Skins UK, Inheritance Cycle, Alice In Wonderland, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Inception, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. Sprinkled along with a few original things and the occasional look into my life. Have fun traversing!
Writing
A compilation of all of of my various writing that I’ve posted on here…
Fandom: Sherlock
I Believe (General)
John sees “I believe in Sherlock Holmes” graffiti on the door to 221B.
Coward (General)
Post-Reichenbach. Irene Adler meets again with Sherlock and John. Separately.
Jam (pairing: John/Sherlock)
John runs out of jam while on pain meds. Hilarity ensues.
Lucky Cat (pairing: John/Sherlock friendship)
If you look closely in the background of the Christmas scene in Belgravia, you can see a lucky cat on the mantle, like the ones in Blind Banker. My fic take on the cat.
Tea For Two (pairing: John/Sherlock friendship)
Sherlock comes back.
The Bet (pairing: John/Sherlock)
Sally Donovan and Anderson make a bet as to a certain ex-military doctor’s sexuality. Sherlock clears it up for them.
Spike (pairing: John/Sherlock friendship)
Sherlock brings home a hedgehog.
Puppy (pairing: John/Sherlock friendship)
John brings home a puppy.
Somniloquy (pairing: John/Sherlock sort-of-platonic)
Sherlock gets sick. Also, he talks in his sleep.
Wickedness (pairing: Lestrade/Mycroft, established John/Sherlock)
Our boys hatch a plan.
Boiling (pairing: angsty, almost-one-sided John/Mycroft)
In which Mycroft is the replacement.
Vibrato (pairing: John/Sherlock friendship)
John can’t decide what to get Sherlock for his birthday.
Close (pairing: John/Sherlock)
Sherlock kisses John for the first time.
Ah, Mothers (pairing: mistaken John/Sherlock)
Sherlock’s mother comes round for tea.
Sick (pairing: John/Sherlock mostly friendship)
John gets the stomach flu.
You Fucking Heard Me (pairing: John/Sherlock)
Or: Those Times Sherlock Tried To Say I Love You.
Games (pairing: Molly/Jim)
The confrontation scene between the two as told by me.
Mine, Forever (pairing: uhm.)
A rather creepy little oneshot inspired by one of cursedmoons’s headcanons. Let’s just say the head in the fridge isn’t some unknown victim this time…
You Can See Him, Too? (pairing: John/Sherlock)
Angsty little fic given as a prompt. Sherlock’s return and John’s possible insanity.
Chat Chanceux (pairing: one-sided Sherlock/John)
Sherlock’s reflections as John gets ready for a date. One not with him.
What Do You Live For? (pairing: Sherlock/John)
John asks Sherlock what he bothers to live for. The response is not what he expected.
Two Plus Twenty-Eight (pairing: drunk!Sherlock/John’s phone lulz)
On “advice” from Greg, Sherlock gets drunk while John’s on a date. Texting and hilarity ensue.
Don’t Wake Me Up (pairing: kind of John/Sherlock)
Inspired by “Dark Paradise” by Lana del Ray, a fic where John manages things after Sherlock’s death. Told in three parts; a video, a drink, and a dream.
Zeno’s Paradox (pairing: John/Sherlock)
A coauthored fic with agreatandpowerfuldog. Sherlock takes desperate measures to attempt to solve the enigma of John Watson.
Philematology (pairing: John/Sherlock)
In which John goes back to Sherlock’s grave and kisses two things.
Pirates (pairing: general)
Kidlock! The first time Sherlock Holmes meets John Watson.
Asleep (pairing: fluffy platonic Johnlock)
Sherlock falls asleep on the couch; because of an unfortunate juxtaposition of events, John must move him.
Fandom: Harry Potter
Siblings (General)
Request ficlet in which Draco and Ginny are siblings.
Necktie (pairing: Lily/James)
Request ficlet on how Lily and James first got together.
Able to Fly (General)
A ficlet written on a headcanon post about Hedwig.
Two Masks (pairing: Scorpius/Rose)
Next-gen HP fic. Masquerade balls and magical yearbooks, oh my.
Fandom: Inheritance
Untitled (pairing: Eragon/Arya)
It ends in kissing. Eragon/Arya kissing.
Here (pairing: angsty Nasuada/Murtagh)
Nasuada’s final hours.
Nothing’s Changed (pairing: Eragon/Arya)
A bite of an unfinished oneshot.
Stay (pairing: Eragon/Arya)
Angsty little thing that probably won’t be used for anything, but I like it on its own.
Running Futures (pairing: Eragon/Arya eventual, Nasuada/Murtagh eventual)
A full-length fic that may or may not be finished at some point.
Radiance (pairing: Eragon/Arya)
The marriage of the queen of the elves and the leader of the Riders.
Away (pairing: sort of general)
Arya reflects in a tavern.
Kausta! (pairing: CRACKY Eragon/Arya)
Cowritten with noelbackwardsisleon. Crack. Crack. Crack.
Rain (pairing: Eragon/Arya)
Pre-Inheritance oneshot.
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Elegy (pairing: angsty Zuko/Aang)
Angst angst angst. Set after Aang’s death, established Zukaang.
Fandom: Inception
Solla Sollew (General)
Sort of a crossover with Suessical and Inception. Concentric around Arthur.
Even Just A Little? (pairing: Arthur/Eames)
The only Arthur/Eames oneshot I’ve ever written.
Fandom: Maximum Ride
Heaven’s Heard Me Calling (pairing: Fang/Dylan)
An ongoing full-length fic. Yes, I ship it. Fuck you.
Here Lies Dylan, A Dead Bird Kid (PURE CRACK)
Basically like eighty different ways for Dylan to die. Crack. Crack. Did I mention crack?
Rainbows (pairing: Figgy if you squint really hard)
Set on the Day of Silence.
This Is Not Fang’s Fault! (sort of crack-ish, not really any pairing)
A completed six-part fic set after FANG in which real fangirls of the series submitted their looks and weapons and we all headed off to murder James Patterson, myself and my trusty sidekicks at the forefront of the assault. Spanners! Herrings! Hitler!
Cerulean (pairing: Fang/Iggy)
Angsty Figgyness.
Hands (pairing: Fang/Max)
A little oneshot I like to regard as a deleted scene from School’s Out Forever.
A Sparkly Showdown (pairing: Edward/Sparkle/Fang’s Fists)
In which Fang kills Edward Cullen.
If You Google Your Name (pairing: Fang/Max)
Max and Fang discover fanfiction.
Fandom: Fallen
Yeah, Princess? (pairing: Luce/Cam)
A threeshot set hazily after Torment.
What Happens At Carnivals (pairing: Luce/Cam)
Carnivals, and what happens at them.
Fandom: Alice In Wonderland (2010 Movie)
I Should Very Much Like To Hat You (pairing: Hatter/Alice)
The Hatter’s take on the “too small or too tall” scene.
Fandom: Starship
Calculus (pairing: Tup)
In which Up teaches Taz calculus.
In Which Up Offers To Help Taz With Her Virginity (pairing: Tup)
In which…exactly what it says.
Happy Birthday, Tasia (pairing: Tup) (warning: fail.)
In which a birthday party is thrown, a present is bought, tears are cried, and Taz is extremely out of character.
The Way I Do:
The first full-length Tup fanfiction I attempted to write. I doubt it’s ever going to be finished, but here you go anyway.
In which a ball is thrown and Up is found out.
Look, It’s Snowing. Are You Cold? (pairing: Tup)
In which a man attempts to get into a clueless Taz’s pants, and is quickly shut down by Up.
Una Barrera Del Idioma (pairing: Tup)
In which Up learns Spanish and Taz gets extremely, extremely angry about that fact.
Used To: The second full-length Tup fanfiction I ever attempted to write. I know what’s going to happen, but I can’t bring myself to be all enthusiastic about writing it. But it will probably be finished someday.
In which there is angst and sadness and Taz going on a wild goose chase.
She Like To Read (pairing: sort of Tup, but not really.)
In which Taz runs out of books.
In which Up sneaks into Taz’s bedroom and fluff ensues. No smut, I promise. I swear, this is my most popular one-shot. Apparently it’s good.
In which Taz changes her opinion of Up four times.
Lady Longhair (pairing: sort of Tup.)
In which Taz cuts off all her hair.
In which Specs confesses.
Everything Was Perfect, Nothing Was Right (pairing: Spaz)
In which an affair is conducted.
Three’s A Good, Good Crowd (pairing: Megaspaz)
In which Megagirl is taken for decommission. Reason: Relationships with human women.
Out Of Time (pairing: angsty angsty Tup)
In which…yeah, she dies.
That Awkward Moment When The Cake Exploded (pairing: general, but Tuppy.)
In which Taz wears an interesting t-shirt.
Laughing At Me (pairing: Krayontaz)
A little oneshot I did on a Pedro’s Army tinychat at one in the morning. In which Krayonder tells all.
Takes Me Nowhere (pairing: angsty, angsty, REALLY REALLY ANGSTY Tup)
In which a woman waits for a phone call that never arrives.
In which puppies turn into kitties, and vice versa.
In which Taz plays football.
In which Taz is afraid of flying.
A Beautiful Way To Die (pairing: Pinup. No, I’m not kidding.)
In which…well…okay, just read it.
Quidditch (pairing: Taz/Everyone.)
In which Drunk Snail commentates and a…good time…is had by all.
Not Like The Movies (Pairing: Megruary)
In which February watches old movies.
I can’t even. Just read it.
Her Love Is My Drug (Pairing: Tup)
In which Up doesn’t want to go back to rehab.
The Dumbing Down Of Love (Pairing: Tup)
In which there is a damp room, and the sound of the rain, and a bed.
It Started With Flowers (Pairing: Tup)
Which features sunflowers, a ring, and nuclear waste.
Pleiades (Pairing: Tup, Verse: Learning To Dance)
A snippet of beach conversation set after the epilogue of LTD.
Manhood (General)
A request ficlet in which Up must pee-pee sitting down.
Snow (pairing: Taz/Up)
Taz has her first snow day.
Yankee Bayonet (pairing: Tripp/Rosie)
A fic set in the Learning to Dance ‘verse, after Tripp’s death.
Romance Novels (pairing: Taz/Up)
In which an author attempts to pen the story of two Starship Rangers.
Fever (pairing: Taz/Up)
In which Taz is sick.
After (General)
Request ficlet set in the LTD verse. Rosie reacts to Tripp’s death.
Friends (pairing: Krayonder/February friendship)
Request ficlet in which Krayonder and February are friends.
Caring For (pairing: Tootsie/Megagirl)
A tiny, tiny ficlet in which Megagirl cares for a sick Tootsie.
Fandom: AVPM-verse.
In which Luna orders diapers and Draco helps fold them.
Fandom: Little White Lie
In which Tanya reflects.
Fandom: Glee
Puppy, Puppy! (pairing: Kurt/Blaine)
A request ficlet in which Kurt gets Blaine a puppy for Christmas.
Glee’s Immortal (pairing: Rachel/Jesse)
A troll project parodying My Immortal, Glee version.
If You Give A Blaine A Kurt (pairing: Kurt/Blaine) (…obviously…)
A ficlet based on the children’s book “If You Give A Mouse A Cookie.”
A Candy Ring To Prove That I’m No Joker (pairing: Kurt/Blaine)
A college!verse Klaine oneshot in which real rings cannot be afforded.
Toasters (pairing: ANGSTY Kurt/Blaine)
In which they break up.
Lullaby (pairing: Kurt/Blaine)
In which Blaine sings to Kurt.
I Hate Flannel (pairing: Kurt/Blaine)
Fluff. Flannel. What could be better?
This Is The House That Doubt Built (pairing: Kurt/Blaine)
Basically my way of expressing how pissed I was they cut the LGBT line from Born This Way when they did it on live TV. Through characters. Muahaha.
Snow Days With Kurt And Blaine (pairing: guess.)
Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Fandom: Charlie Bone
A Gameless Ruins (pairing: Fidelio/Olivia)
Fidelio and Olivia reflect on their years at Bloor’s.
Fandom: Me And My Dick
Right (pairing: angsty Flopsy/Old Snatch)
I’m going to assume it’s safe to say no one’s ever written a fic for those two before, but I TOTALLY ship it. So there you go.
Fandom: Others/Crossovers/IRL/Whatever
Problems (pairing: Tumblr/Missing E)
Prompted by the fallout between Tumblr and the extension software, Missing E. …I’m not sure where this came from, but it gets a little bit smutty, believe it or not.
A, Well, Untitled Starwholock Ficlet (pairing: Taz/Up and John/Sherlock, sort of for each)
Starship/Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover by request.
