astudyinpinkfrosting asked: Johnlock headcanon - Sherlock and John like to sing cute, sappy love songs to each other.

But only when they’re drunk; it’s become a game to see who can get the other drunk enough to sing “I’ll Be” first. 

Anonymous asked: Sherlock and John watch Doctor Who

John had pictured the whole thing in his head, internally thinking this was probably the worst idea he’d ever had. Sherlock would spend the whole time pointing out the inaccuracies of the show and disproving the physics of it all. Long story short, he was not looking forward to watching Doctor Who with Sherlock Holmes. 

Surprised is he when Sherlock sits, quietly captivated, the entire episode. 

Anonymous asked: Sherlock. Slugbug game. Headcanon?

While the Slugbug game is a good one for passing time during dull cab rides, Sherlock’s sometimes not quite sure when to stop. He has been known to wake John up from where he’s sleeping on the car seat next to him with a violent punch to the arm screaming that he’s seen one and does this mean he wins yet? 

Anonymous asked: Sherlock - fangirl

For a brief time, Sherlock procures a stalker from one of his solved cases. He’s sufficiently disturbed by his fangirl follower, but John just laughs and tells him to get used to it; he’s very stalkable. 

iamariyah asked: Johnlock: Hearing Aids

Sherlock reveals that when he was at uni, he managed to hack into the archaic hearing aid technology that one of his professors had in his ear and make him convinced that his food was screaming in pain when he cut it. 

sebnevermissesthemark asked: Johnlock: Photographs.

Reusing one from a while ago…

John inquires one day as to why Sherlock keeps no photographs on his desk; he himself has ones of his parents, of himself, Lestrade, and Sherlock grouped together after a case, two of Harry, and one of him as a child. Sherlock stares at the desk, as through figuring something out.

The next day, a single photo of John in a simple frame appears on the corner of Sherlock’s desk. 

off-to-the-fields asked: Johnlock: Bedtime.

For a bit, John tries instating a bedtime in 221B; eleven o’clock on normal nights, one AM on nights where they have cases, in an effort to get Sherlock to stop killing himself from lack of sleep. He ceases once he figures out that Sherlock waits for John to fall asleep and gets right back up, making the problem worse than before. 

abasketofclouds asked: Johnlock: On the subject of kittens....

Sherlock loves them. He finds them beyond fascinating. John doesn’t quite understand, but he will certainly not say no to a chance to get a picture of a tiny little black and white kitten riding on Sherlock’s shoulder as he paces around with his violin.

cmcross asked: JohnCroft. Jeans. Have fun with this one.

After a brief domestic, John decides the best way to get back at Mycroft is to dispense with all of his three-piece suits into the incinerator and replace them with lumberjack-quality jeans instead. 

Mycroft is not amused. 

Anonymous asked: Dramione, dream

The first day that Draco realized how he felt for Hermione, he had a dream of a white dove, flitting to rest on a rocky cliff. On their wedding day, the image manifested itself just after their vows, the same white dove flying out from a tree to stand on the crag behind their altar.